How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid?
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid? When you open her legs...
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How to impress a woman.
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN Compliment her, respect her, honor her, cuddle her, kiss...
The medical student was asked four reasons…
The medical student was asked four reasons why mother’smilk was better for babies than...
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place...
What is New Jersey state bird?
What is New Jersey’s state bird? The common House Fly.
Never There
Why don’t most women ever tell their husbands when they’re really enjoying sex?Because their...
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SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another...
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A guy goes to his doctor and says,”Doc, I have a problem.”"My girlfriend is...
Different sex outcomes
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