I’m at the wrong bank
|Letterman’s Top Ten Signs You’re Doing Business With The Wrong Bank10. When you make...
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes…
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his newterritory. He knocks,...
Why is a joke like pussy?
Why is a joke like pussy?Neither’s any good if you don’t get it.
Useful work phrases
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Arizona Crazy Law
You may not have more than two dildos in a house. Any misdemeanor committed...
Catching the bear
|Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went...
A closer call
The Pilots One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner...
What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?
Q: What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your...
Dentist
Then there?s the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to...
Van and the Queen
Van der Merwe is invited to have lunch with the Queen. While sitting at...