Murphy’s Law regarding Children
1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the...
Shouting during sex.
Two friends in a Bar:JACK: Joe, at what moment does your wife shout loudest...
The student and the teacher
This little boy was at school one day and had to use the bathroom...
Stupid Stuff 3
|These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.Newsreader, BBC Radio 4: “Working...
IDIOTS & GEOGRAPHY
|After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss...
The morning after
Bob woke up after the annual office Christmas party with apounding headache, cotton-mouthed and...
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor…
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor.He says “Doctor, I...
What do ya call…
What do you call a blonde in a freezer?A frosted Flake!
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and…
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and his wife are...
Why do women fake orgasms?
Why do women fake orgasms?Because men fake foreplay.