The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?
Q: Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?A: It saves...
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a womans sex drive by 90 percent.
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman’s sex drive by 90 percent....
Lord, what’s a man?
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God.”Lord, I have...
Keep Your Seat, Please!
A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her,...
Hair Loss
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb:If it has tires or testicles, you’re going to have...
Why Orgasms?
Q: Why do blondes have orgasms?A: So they know when to stop having sex!
Confessions
Three young women are at a cocktail party. The conversation turns to their position...
Why Women Are Bad Mathematicians
Why are women so bad at mathematics?Because men keep telling them that this…||is 12...