Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?”"I’ll bet...
Pretty Big
A Texan goes to Toronto for a vacation.There he grabs a cab at the...
Helen Keller
Why did Helen Keller go insane?She tried to read a stucco wall.
Little Johnny tried out for the school play…
Little Johnny tried out for the school play. The teacher gave him these lines...
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
The F Word
The FUCK word!Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the Englishlanguage...
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked…
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar...
Wedding Definitions
Bachelor: 1) A guy who has avoided the opportunity to make some woman miserable....
The Operation
A young lady is in the hospital for an operation.She says, “Doc, how long...
Cartwheeling Blondes
What goes blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette?A blonde doing cartwheels!