Blonde avoiding trees
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Dead Cow & The Mermaid
On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and...
If women don’t fool around, and men do…
If women don’t fool around, and men do fool around, whoare the men fooling...
Let Me See
A 90-year old man announces his intention to marry a woman of30.He is persuaded...
A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert…
A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert, comes to visit...
10 things to never say to a naked man…
Uh…top 10 things not to say to a naked man:10: Awww…that’s cute9. Well, at...
Your father is drunk
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Client Bill
A well known rich businessman’s wife broke her hip. The businessman got the best...
More Redneck One-liners!
You just might be a Redneck if:You’ve ever tried to drown a fish. You...
How did Revlon come up with it’s brunette hair color?
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