A man with a glass eye is here to see you
|Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye...
I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
If Radio Shack made toasters…
If Radio Shack made toasters…The staff would sell you a toaster, but not know...
A little sports match
“…And the halftime score here at the Colleusium is Lions 7,Christians Nothing. We’ll be...
Who can say this sentence?
The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having...
some scientific exploration
|Recently, Germany conducted some scientific exploration involving their best scientists. Core drilling samples of...
yesterday’s coffee
She’s like yesterday’s coffee — a little weak in the bean.
Warning: Ignore the parrot!
On reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
Prison and Work Compared
In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8′ X 10′...
Family Tree
We have a tree in our yard, terribly bothered by blight.We sought professional help...