Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
One wish to each
|Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic genie’s lamp.After...
If a vegetarian eats vegetables…
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
Bashing Blondes…part 3!
Q: What is every blonde’s ambition in life? A: To be like Vanna White...
You’re so stupid… Police
You’re so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit,...
Breeding Problem
A Soviet emigre woman comes to a gynecologist and complains:”Doctor, when I wasn’t married,...
Gimme some aspirin!
Joe has always had an uncontrollable twitch in hisleft eyelid since young. Fred has...
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin?
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding...
Boy or Girl
In the maternity ward of a hospital, new-born girl baby looks over at new-born...
Lotto
A blonde wanted to win the lotto so she prayed to god, and she...