i got a referal
I never do anything that i would get a referl in school for. So...
Toddler’s Creed
If I want it, it’s mine.If I give it to you and change my...
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked…
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar...
Why is psycho- analysis so much easier for men rather than women?
Q. Why is psycho- analysis so much easier for men ratherthan women? A. Because...
A Martha Stewart Christmas
|Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don’t need...
Lover’s Lane
At a paternity trial, the blonde’s lawyer asked, “On the night of July 16th...
Drummer problems
|A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked...
What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.
Cheap widow
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituaryfor her...
Disprove this!
A case for the Third Universal Cardinal Rule of Thumb: Never be absolute, unless...