Pirate and Lost Body Parts
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...
Great memory!
A tourist was introduced to an Indian in New Mexico who was said to...
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job…
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job.The officer wants to...
Dead Babies
What is easier to fill a dump truck up with.. dead babies or bowling...
Shoulder Pads
Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: (With a rocking of the head...
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting…
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting on a beach notice a mermaid sitting on...
Three is equal to four
|Theorem: 3=4Proof:Suppose:a + b = cThis can also be written as:4a – 3a +...
Jealousy
Mrs. Culpepper was almost in tears. “Oh Marie,” she said to her maid, “I...
The problems with golf
|The only problem with golf is that the slow people are always in front...
Wifespeak
Wifespeak/Translation You want: You wantWe need: I wantIt’s your decision: The correct decision should...