Fortune
A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune...
Typist
A little girl was diligently pounding away on her father’s word processor. She told...
A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim…
A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim....
I have a keyboard error
|A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in.When she turns on...
Getting a date.
There was a loser who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar...
Two Spuds!
Two potatoes are standing on the street corner.How can you tell which one is...
Don’t Say to Pregnant Wife
Things Not To Say To Your Pregnant Wife After Her Ultrasound1) Thirsty? 2) Where...
EuroEnglish
The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official...
Tiger woods in bed.
On their wedding night the new couple are just about to do the deed...
Cow Pat Lip Gloss
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.The local...