Elephant jokes 05
|Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?So he could hide in the cherry...
Little johnny at school 2
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him...
If Wang made toasters…
If Wang made toasters…Marketing would never agree upon what customers really wantor need in...
How do you change a blondes mind?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Blow in her ear.
Comparing Men/Women at the ATM…
Instructions for the guys:1. Pull up to ATM2. Insert Card3. Enter PIN4. Take cash,...
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see…
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that theobituary for her...
Go on a hiking trip
|Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They had...
Warning labels
If government is going to put health warning labels on beer, wine and liquor,...
Halloween Funnies!
Halloween Funnies:What do Skeletons say before eating? Bone Appetite.What do blondes and Jack-O-Lanterns have...
Top 10 rejection lines by women!
TOP 10 REJECTION LINES GIVEN BY WOMEN (and what they actually mean)10. I think...