A nun arrives at the local bar
|John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and...
Kermit the Frog
|Why doesn’t Kermit the Frog like elephants?They always want to play leap frog with...
Insult Collection #15
If you were a swine, you would be what you are now! You say...
What did the boy with a long tongue and big lips say to his mom…
What did the boy with a long tongue and biglips say to his mom...
Donations
A blonde, brunette, and redhead went to a church to donate money. The brunette...
Why Mothers Cry
If it’s true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it...
A tall woman met a midget at a party…
A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three...
Mickey: No Divorce From Minnie
The judge said to Mickey “I can not grant you a divorce from Minney,...
Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore crash
Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. Now...
Yo Momma so nasty
Your momma so nasty she charges $10 for sex, gives ya lice, when ya...