The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
The ages of man
God created the mule, and told him, ‘you will be Mule, workingconstantly from dusk...
I’m sending out some cards
|A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
M&M Evolution theory
|M&M’s: The Theory of EvolutionWhenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make...
Real Church Bloopers…
|? Don’t let worry kill you. Let the Church help. ? Thursday night-Potluck Supper....
A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City…
A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City and orders a...
Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?
Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?The blonde –...
Bungee Jumping
Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. “You...
The Politically Correct Country Club
Did you hear about the local country club that was determined to be politcally...
2 cute ones…
One Sunday morning a little girl in her Sunday best was running so she...