There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment…
There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment.One...
I want to appeal a case
|Lawyer: “Judge, I wish to appeal my client?s case on the basis of newly...
Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
Top 10 – Baseball is better than sex
TOP 10 REASONS BASEBALL IS BETTER THAN SEX…10. IT IS LEGAL TO PLAY PROFESSIONALLY...
Cigar holder
The latest news is, that Bill Clinton has bought a new cigar holder. Unfortunately,...
Dog jokes 03
|Q: What is a dog’s favorite sport?A: Formula 1 drooling!Q: What do you get...
What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little…
Q: What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little boy after luring him...
Monkey Organization
An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at...
Crocodile is longer
|Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.Lemma 1. The crocodile is...
Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...