The New Samurai
Way back in the time of the samurai, there was a powerful emperor.This emperor...
Santa
Santa comes once a year – but when he does he fills your stocking!
Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?
Q: Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?A: They both have, “incert...
Stupid Insults 17/31
If he gets any denser, the geocentric theory of the universe will come true....
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
Murphy’s Law regarding Children
1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the...
Madonna, Britney and Christina
Due to a mixup on Grammy night, Madonna, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera are...
It’s so easy to milk a cow…
It’s so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it.
The first engineer calls out to the other…
The first engineer calls out to the other, “Hey–Nice bike! Where did you get...
A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked…
A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked into a bar in Greenwich Village and sat...