The drunk.
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
Dollars equal ten cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by...
What is the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac?
What’s the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac? One that screws when she’s just had...
If the NSA made toasters…
If the NSA made toasters…Your toaster would have a secret trap door that only...
Proffessional Terms
The pro quarterback was petitioning the court to have his recent marriage annulled. “On...
Explaination
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
The Math Test
The Math Test California officials have determined that students would probably do better with...
Chanowski & his other Polak drinking buddy are sitting…
Chanowski & his other Polak drinking buddy are sitting at a bar . ”...
You should learn to be more polite
|One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as...
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon…
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, “If I...