Methods of execution
|There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all...
Ebonics Xmas
Wuz de night befo CrismusAn all ober de hoodEverybody wuz sleepin’Day wuz sleepin’ good....
The new car.
There once was a snail that wanted to buy a Nissan Z car.So, he...
One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to…
One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to take a walk.He slips out...
Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...
Revised Christmas days
|Effective immediately, the following economizing measures are being implemented in the “Twelve Days of...
Presidential Debate Drinking Game
Since I couldn?t find a good drinking game for the upcoming Presidential debates online,...
How Much For the Room?
Bridegroom: How much for the room? Hotel Clerk: Twenty dollars apiece. Bridegroom: Okay. Here’s...
A man takes his sick dog to the vet…
A man takes his sick dog to the vet. The vet lifts the dog...
Giving very odd excuses
|The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One...