Clinton Strikes again
The Secret Service got a real scare the other day when someone threw a...
Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
Top Things You Should Not Say To A Judge
“I got your community service right here pal!” “Boy your chamber sure does look...
Depressed Over Mother In Law
Why Steve, you’re so depressed today, what’s the matter?Ah, well, I have had a...
A Blonde Question.
Passing an office building late one night, a blonde saw a sign that said,...
You might be an ENGINEER if…
YOU MIGHT BE AN ENGINEER IF… The only jokes you receive are through e-mail(nothing...
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden…
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When his mother came out to collect...
A girl called the police department and reported that…
A girl called the police department and reported that she had been assaulted. The...
Ten Important Men In Woman’s Life
They are: Her Doctor; he says, “Take your clothes off.”Her Dentist; he says, “Open...