Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks…
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks, “Where ya going boy?”The son...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
Throw away exhibits
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
last requests
Three women are about to be executed. One’s a brunette, one’s a redhead, and...
Purchasing a turkey
|A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t...
What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?
Q: What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?A: The front row of a...
Little Johnny at it again!
The teacher was telling her 4th grade class about today’s lesson.”I’ll say a letter...
Governmental Study
In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the head of...
Why did the pervert cross the road?
Why did the pervert cross the road?He was stuck to the chicken.
The Belt
Why was the belt arrested?Because it held up a pair of pants!