Celebrating Blondes
A group of blondes walks into a bar, all excited and giggling. They order...
Yo mamas so fat … skittles
Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out
Drummer problems
|A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked...
Women’s instructions
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Guide to Safe Fax
Q: DO I HAVE TO BE MARRIED TO HAVE SAFE FAX?A: Although married people...
Cinderella and Alan
Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead...
Truth Be Told
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...
I did all of that?
|After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse...
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|For the first time in many years, a an old man traveled from his...
He was light fingered!
|Why did the firefly keep stealing things?He was light fingered!