The Feline Diet
|Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. For those...
Daddy, where did I come from?
“Daddy?” the kid asked his father. “Where did I come from?”"Ask your mother,” he...
Historic Custer battle
|The following are supposedly true headlines that have appeared in papers during the war.Some...
The burglar and the parrot
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlightaround, looking for...
Whats blue and does not fit any more?
Whats blue and doesn’t fit any more? – A dead epileptic.
Didn’t make the cut…
A few children’s books that didn’t make the cut:1. You Are Different and That’s...
Mamma’s got back
Your mamma is so fat, when daddy told her to haul ass she had...
Dream flying planes
|Sue and Bob, a pair of tight wads, lived in the mid west, and...
Death by Stabbing
A woman in her 90′s is distraught after the death of her warm, caring,...
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him…
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, “Bill, I had awonderful dream last...