What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?”Dam”.
I want to become a politician
I want to become a politician when I grow up so I’ve made a...
Devil herself
A fellow’s wife was very worried about her husband’s heavy drinking and one night...
blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine? A: “Daddy! can I go to Miami! Q:...
Early withdrawals
The husband was furious when he found out the checking account was empty. When...
Most Religious
A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim were having a discussion about who was...
What’s the difference between a computer and a blonde?
What’s the difference between a computer and a blonde? The computer is smarter, but...
Women’s translations
|WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry. = You?ll be sorry.We...
Refrigerate elephants
|Analysis:1. Differentiate it and put into the refrig. Then integrate it in the refrig.2....
Divorce Can Wait
A wife was having coffee with a girlfriend of hers when she confided to...