Tennis Ball
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis...
Apologetic Spouse
Mrs. Riley, you say you divorced your husband 6 years ago, but you have...
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks…
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks the counter assistant,”Do you have pigs...
Why Divorce Now?
After 40 years of marriage, Jimmy decides to leave Katherine.She starts crying and then...
Even more facts of life…
Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.There’s too much fraternizing with the...
The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma
The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma:An empty greyhound.
Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench…
Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench.The town flasher comes by and...
Tombstone Epitaph VI
A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:Sacred to the memory of my...
Unlocking your car
|Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door...