Underwear is Important!
Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under you vehicle… From the...
True Gender of Object
Mirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own.Stamps are female...
The devil’s wife!
A preacher was giving a sermon to a full church when all of a...
A woman’s three biggest lies.
A woman’s three biggest lies…1-You’re the Biggest. 2-You’re the Best. 3-It doesn’t always taste...
What’s the difference…
Q: What’s the difference between a penis and a paycheck?A: You don’t have to...
Until Twelve
I was twelve before I realized I could cough without having a doctor hold...
Marriage quotes 09
|Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them.May you be too...
A reason for break-up
“What’s this I hear about you breaking off your engagement Pam ?” said her...
Food quotes and quips
|Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .”Artichokes … are just plain annoying …...
Signs You’re Really Broke
American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!” Your idea of a 7-course...