Why is sex like money in the bank?
Why is sex like money in the bank?Because when you withdraw, you lose interest.Sent...
I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent…
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket.That’s...
I Want Some Milk
|Gloria the blonde once heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left...
Top ten signs that you are too drunk
|10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the...
3rd Graders
There was a brunette, a blonde, and a redhead and they were in the...
He’s Shaky
One woman says to another, “I can’t understand why you haven’t gone to see...
Put-Downs Galore!
Some good put-downs…ya’ never know when you’ll need one!I refuse to enter a battle...
Dat Ain’t Bubba
Bubba got drunk and died in a fire in his trailer. He was so...
A new medical study has shown that…
A new medical study has shown that a woman’s breast-feeding isn’t adversely affected by...