Real Mothers…
Real Mothers . . .Real Mothers don’t eat quiche; they don’t have time to...
Tombstone Epitaph VI
A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:Sacred to the memory of my...
Bird jokes 01
|Q: Why did the owl, owl?A: Because the woodpecker would peck ‘er!Q: What is...
Actual stupid questions asked
|The below excerpts appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune. They were taken from real...
At a dentist’s
Dentist: “Would you help me out? I’d like you togive a few of your...
If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with…
If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with the light on,does a hard sleeper sleep...
How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb?
How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb?It doesn’t matter..Theres a Blackout!
Caught napping…try this one!
Caught napping at work, school, or church…try this one.Guaranteed to work!Just pick your head...
A lawyers tomstone.
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe...
Bank Teller
Bank Teller A middle aged man walks into the bank and says to the...