Last Lunch
Last Lunch Three steel workers were having lunch at the construction site, a 20...
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
Don’t Cut
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman and catches a strange venereal...
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one…
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one.The bartender says, “Hey...
Good boys
Mum caught little Johnny jerking his meat off one day.She told him – “Johnny...
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to…
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to an extremely gorgeous...
What do you get when you cross a Jehova’s Witness…
What do you get when you cross a Jehova’s Witnesswith a Hell’s Angels motorcycle...
Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
Roll of toilet paper
|How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?We don’t...