If Timex made toasters…
If Timex made toasters…They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a...
Farmer
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in...
Laughter Galore !!!
Hubby: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office.Why?Wife: When there...
Toddler’s Creed
If I want it, it’s mine.If I give it to you and change my...
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting…
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting….she says “I’m breaking up with you.” “Why??”...
Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench…
Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench.The town flasher comes by and...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VIII
Stacking Strategy. It is not enough to pile lots ofdocuments on the table. Put...
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in Spring training.
yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Wedding
She offered her honor, He honored her offer, And so all night long,it was...