Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
How is a woman like an airplane?
How is a woman like an airplane? -Both have cockpits.
Duties will be the same
As a result of an internal investigation, one of the Duty Officer’s stunning, blonde...
Baby Birds
You know that Storks bring babys of course. What kind of birddefinitely does not...
Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
What is the Australian for foreplay?
What is the Australian for foreplay?Brace yourself, Sheila!And the Welsh?Are you awake, Gwen?
New rules for dieting!
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you...
Is she feeling any better?
|Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse:...
Clean restrooms
On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said”CLEAN RESTROOMS...
Preventative Medicine
Mavis: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mavis: Yes, she...