Phone songs
|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are...
IDIOTS ARE EASY TO PLEASE
|I was sitting in my science class, when the teacher commented that the next...
What goes “click click, Is that it?, click click, Is that it?”
What goes “click click, Is that it?, click click, Is that it?” Steveie Wonder...
Good and Bad News
An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...
Questions and Answers!
Q: What’s the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A: A...
Prescription
This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He...
A Kind Lawyer
One afternoon, a lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he...
This is bad…real bad!
A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and...
Wear A Condom
Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?A: So she can...
A miserable rooster
A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a...