Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn
He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On...
Wedding
She offered her honor, He honored her offer, And so all night long,it was...
The Union Worker.
Two guys and a union worker were fishing on a lake one day, when...
Genius Boyfriend
A worried father confronted his daughter one night. “I don’t like that new boyfriend,...
How do you get Visual Aids?
How do you get Visual Aids? – From a nasty poke in the eye.
Corporate Christmas
***************************************************** CHRISTMAS PARTY*****************************************************FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 1RE: Christmas PartyI’m...
Some Words of Wisdom
Some Words of Wisdom…The gene pool could use a little chlorine.Time is what keeps...
A man answers the phone and has the following…
A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: “Yes, mother, I’ve had...
Man who goes to sleep with sex…
Confucious say: “Man who goes to sleep with sex on mind wakes up with...
Casey and Riley
|Casey and Riley agreed to settle their dispute by a fight, and it was...