Helping a blond lose weight
|A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.”I want you...
After church on Sunday morning, a young boy…
After church on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, “Mom,...
Wrong Shirt
A clerk was showing a lady a very nice dress shirt and tie.”Now this,”...
A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women…
A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women whoin a short time were fighting...
A Blonde Question.
Passing an office building late one night, a blonde saw a sign that said,...
Yankee Doodle history
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly…
An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly hadto fart. She...
Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
The first reindeer seen in a bar
|One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep south, a reindeer walked in...
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl…
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl. “Mommy,” she said, “I’d like you...