Live Longer
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?...
Rude Doctor!
Mr. Jones gets a call from the hospital. They tell him his wife’s been...
To jump or not to jump
A blonde and a brunette were watching the news and they had someone on...
Describe professions
|What does your profession say about you?1. MARKETING – You are ambitious yet stupid....
I’ll tell them slowly
|”Hey,” said a new arrival in the pub, “I’ve got some great Irish jokes.”"Before...
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp?
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Everyone would be afraid...
The new merger name game!
Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R. Grace Company merge to...
At the blood donor clinic
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
Diplomat wants water
|An Arab diplomat visiting the U.S. for the first time was being wined and...
If IBM made toasters…
If IBM made toasters…They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to...