Riddle me this???
Q: Which part of a vegetable can you not eat?A: The Wheelchair!
There was a young girl called Anna…
There was a young girl called Anna,Who was rather good with a spanner.A boy...
slugs leave a trail
|How do you know your kitchen floor is dirty?The slugs leave a trail on...
I’ll Come Home When…
A guy was walking around the office Christmas party belting down drink after drink....
A maggot with attitude!
|What’s yellow, wiggles and is dangerous?A maggot with attitude!
If Timex made toasters…
If Timex made toasters…They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a...
Maid to order!
A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night goes to his mother...
A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest…
A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest…the grass was very thickand long,...
Window Seat
Q: Why didn’t the blonde want a window seat on the plane?A1: She’d just...
She: Do you think of me when…
She: “Do you think of me when you’re away darling?”He: “Yes honey, I always...