Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway…
Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway when someonespoke to him. “Good evenin’,...
Chimney Cricket!
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Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
Interpreting Coporate Titles…
The real interpretation of corportate titles:CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD: Leaps tall building in a...
Wrong joke
A traveling salesman’s car breaks down, and he walks overto a near by farm....
Pervert?
A patient goes to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist gives him a Rorschach Test; he...
My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of…
My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of a very difficult timeachieving an orgasm.The...
Yo mama’s glasses so thick
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she...
He is a very fast drinker
|A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender...
Instructions for Microsoft’s TV dinner
|You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept...