Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.
Knitting and driving
|A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up...
Insult Collection #8
For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind — and all...
Microsoft runs the I.R.S.
|If Microsoft Ran The IRS “Government should be run like a business.” We’ve all...
God made a man and then rested…
God made a man and then rested. God made a woman and then no...
Birds and Bees
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter...
New way to herd cattle
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Ears
What kind of ear does a train have?an Engineer
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?Never mind...
The best memory.
Who Has The Best Memory?Three guys are debating who has the best memory.First guy...