In the Freezer
What do you get when you put two blondes in the freezer? Frosted flakes.
Lawyer Means…
What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.
Woman is on a bus
|A woman got on a bus holding a baby.The bus driver said: “That’s the...
Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
How do crazy people get through the forest?
How do crazy people get through the forest?They take the psycho path.
Grinch Quiz!
How to Tell if You’re a GrinchThis is a set of essential personality tests...
Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
Diseases
The doctor took Dan into the room and said, “Dan, I have some good...
Two mates are having a chat over a beer…
Two mates are having a chat over a beer.”Do you like sheilas with bad...
Cigarette Warnings
Recent Canadian government research has shown that cigarette smoking not only impairs sexual ability,...