A man walks in to a doctors office…
A man walks in to a doctors office and says, “Doctor you must help...
Why do farts smell?
Why do farts smell? So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Caught in the Amazon Jungle…
Three men are traveling in the Amazon: a Canadian, an American, and a Mexican.They...
Why does a dog lick his balls?
Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can’t make a fist.
Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...
A necessary condition
There were three little boys visiting their grandparents. The oldest came out and asked...
He was un hoppy!
|Why was the frog down in the mouth?He was un hoppy!
Naming the Twins
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital...
Air disaster
Poland’s worst air disaster occurred today when a two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into...
Yo mama is so poor
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street,...