What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?
Q: What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?A: A mosquito stops sucking...
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
Women’s/Men’s English
Women’s English:Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = NoI’m sorry = You’ll be...
Prison vs. full-time job
|Prison life versus a full-time jobIn prison you spend the majority of your time...
The Christmas airport
|It was a few days before Christmas. The trip went reasonably well, and he...
Top Things You Should Not Say At A Funeral
Geez, what died in here? He looks natural but those shoes do not go...
During WW II an American soldier…
During WW II an American soldier had been on the front lines in Europefor...
Dead Ringer, Part II
With the hunchback still dead, and his no-armed replacement still dead, the church leader...
The definition of sex
Hillary and Chelsea were having a deep dish heartto heart talk about Chelsea’s college...
Sex drive is too high.
A feeble old man is in his doctor’s office having a check-up. The doctor...