Giving very odd excuses
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Diary Entries
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Good News, Bad News, Worse News VIII
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Stupid Insults 20/31
Missing a layer of insulation in his attic. Monorail doesn’t go all the way...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard III
Messy desk. Top management can get away with a cleandesk. For the rest of...
I had it all
A man complaining to a friend: “I had it all – money, a beautiful...
his mind
He has one of those mighty minds — mighty empty. He has a one-track...
your mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.
My daughter is your reward
|Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...
A suitable transplant
A fellow is walking into a hospital and sees two doctors down on their...