Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami…
Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami.They were discussing the fact that...
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says…
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’m constipated.”The doctor examines...
Girls Night Out
So … the other day, my friends and I went to this “Ladies NightClub.”One...
Genie and the Beer
Two old guys were fishing in a boat on Lake Michigan. A bottle comes...
Farts
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Try to explain women
A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks...
Vatican Screen Saver
Net News – The Vatican has no gone on line with its own interactive...
Building a bridge
A man walking along a beach finds a lamp, picks it up, rubs it...
Fly, baby, fly!
A police officer arrives at an accident scene whereapparently three blondes have leaped to...
Emacs acronyms
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