What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?
Q: What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?A: Oil...
What the difference between true love and herpes?
What the difference between true love and herpes? – Herpes lasts forever
How to charge them
|Two guys were walking along a road in Georgia when they were struck by...
There were these three morticians talking about…
There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says,...
Deductive Reasoning
Neighbor 1: “Hi, there, new neighbor, it sure is a mighty nice day to...
The Boy Who Thinks He’s A Chicken
Girl to Doctor: Doctor, Help! My brother thinks he’s a chicken! Doctor: How long...
Blondes and chocolate chip cookies.
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A: 30 –...
A really bad, terrible mistake
Fred goes to a doctor and says, “Doc, I want to be castrated.” Doc...
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?Marry her !Sent by Bob
Better Than Pork
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.After...