New Year Nerd Resolutions
|NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS YOU WON’TBE ABLE TO KEEP IF YOU’RE A NERD 16. I...
A name for a penis
A guy walks into a bar … once inside, he realizes it’s a gay...
Why is a bride always smiling as she walks down the aisle at her wedding?
Why is a bride always smiling as she walks down the aisle at her...
A practical joke involving jello
|Here’s a delightful treat someone once made for an office Christmas party:A gelatin mold...
A Dent in the Pile!
An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site.The...
Six times Six
A woman goes into a bar real depressed and uses her last 10 dollars...
An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends…
An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends andsays with a warm...
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
Blonde on Flight
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting...
If women don’t fool around, and men do…
If women don’t fool around, and men do fool around, whoare the men fooling...