Little Johnny can count.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.”Yes,” he said. “I do....
Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
Sick Coffin
A funeral procession was winding it’s way to the cemetery on top of the...
Top ten signs you bought a bad computer
|10. Lower corner of screen has the words “Etch-a-sketch” on it.9. It’s celebrity spokesman...
The Interview.
Note: This is an extract of a National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a...
Girlfriend Upgrades
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name:...
First illegal, then legal, then…
A long time resident of San Francisco is packing allhis stuff into boxes. His...
Seagulls
Why do seagulls live by the sea?Because if they lived by the bay, they...
Help me Doc!
Woman: Doctor, my husband tells me my pussy’s too big. So I’d like you...
Bitter end
Little Johnny’s teacher asked him, “Johnny, give me a sentence using the words, “bitter...