Outrageous Flirting Lines
You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?Hey, didn’t...
Tied in an election
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Two Rednecks
Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of...
Taliban Tank
How do you stop a taliban tank ?Shoot the Guy Pushing it
Pantyhose
Q. How many animals can you get into one pair of pantyhose? A. Several....
Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?
Q. Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?A. Because she found out what...
Client Bill
A well known rich businessman’s wife broke her hip. The businessman got the best...
A convincing lesson
Two So-Cal guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...
Losing my mind!
An agitated patient was stomping around the psychiatrist’s office, running his hands through his...
All-inclusive
An Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Aussie, an Abo, a Yank, an African,...