A man walked into the bar and there was a gorilla…
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorillasitting on a barstool.The...
Return what is stolen
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?A: He wiped...
The beach
How did the sand get wet?The sea weed!
Yo mamma!!!
-I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma...
The virgin and the farmer boy.
There was a virgin who wanted to marry a farmer boy.One day, she went...
Throw Up!
Knock Knock.Who’s there?StanStan who?Stan back or I’ll be sick on your shoe!!!!
The Garden of Eden
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
Organ jokes
|Q: Why are organists like a broken-winded cab horse?A: They are always longing for...
A Bad Mix
What do you get when you have 50 politicians and 50 lesbians in a...