A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
Gathering chickens
|The farmer’s son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken’s his...
Wrong Size
A woman that was on her death-bed turned to her husband telling him he...
Wrong ISP
TOP TEN SIGNS YOU PICKED THE WRONG INTERNET SERVICE PROVIDER1. Their company logo: two...
Blondes
A blonde and a brunette are taking a walk, and the burnette goes, “Oh...
Real software engineers eat quiche.
|Real software engineers eat quiche. Real software engineers don’t read dumps. They never generate...
Doctor’s Notes 5
While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, “How long have you...
YO MOMMA’S So OLD…
Yo Momma’s so old she got powderd milk in her boobs!
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock…
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their...
Sure signs that you’re broke!
1. American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!”2. Your idea of a...