The Enterprise/Toilet Paper
Q: What does the Star Trek Enterprise and tiolet paper have in common?A: They...
Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
What language do the Vatican Police speak?
What language do the Vatican Police speak?Pig Latin!
Blonde Medical Terminology
ARTERY–The study of fine paintings. BARIUM–What you do when CPR fails. BENIGN–What yoiu are...
Short Lawyer Jokes III
Q: Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site...
Little boy learns arithmetic.
A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, “Imagine...
On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was…
On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was doing a...
If Apple ran Christmas…
|It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a...
Why lawyers do not play hide-and-seek?
Why don’t lawyers play hide-and-seek?Nobody will look for them.
On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their daily…
On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their dailybusiness. One...