An old lady lived by herself in a small house…
An old lady lived by herself in a small house in a small town....
A dentis appointment
Two guys are susposed to meet at 4:30. Charley shows up at4:30 and waits....
How do faggots get a condom off?
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.
Crushing a man’s ego real fast!
30 Things Never to Say to a Naked Man…1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than...
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
Blonde Kidnapper
A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?
What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?Snoop in...
Fill Er Up!
A 17-year-old girl had just gotten her driver’s license and offered to take her...
Boomerang
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A stick.